December 2011
37 posts
Me: *turns on car radio*
Radio Station 1: "I'M SEXY AND I KNO-"
Me: SHUT UP *change*
Radio Station 2: "LAST FRIDAY NI-"
Me: FUCK *change*
Radio Station 3: "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRA-"
ME: *turns car into oncoming traffic*
filthy-horror-stories:
It’s taking over my brain!!
”You do not need a Pureblood to know there is something wrong with the...
– Voldemort. (via find-x)
Whether Plan B is available isn’t going to change the facts of the world. It’s...
– Melissa McEwan, being brilliant and right and painfully so, in regards to President Obama’s comments today on the HHS’ blocking of the FDA ruling that Plan B should be available to any person who needs it, regardless of age. (via keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus)
The longer version is also excellent.
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Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*