Me: *turns on car radio*
Radio Station 1: "I'M SEXY AND I KNO-"
Me: SHUT UP *change*
Radio Station 2: "LAST FRIDAY NI-"
Me: FUCK *change*
Radio Station 3: "LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRA-"
ME: *turns car into oncoming traffic*
filthy-horror-stories: It’s taking over my brain!!
”You do not need a Pureblood to know there is something wrong with the...– Voldemort. (via find-x)
Whether Plan B is available isn’t going to change the facts of the world. It’s...– Melissa McEwan, being brilliant and right and painfully so, in regards to President Obama’s comments today on the HHS’ blocking of the FDA ruling that Plan B should be available to any person who needs it, regardless of age. (via keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus) The longer version is also excellent. ...
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*